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I Hate Christmas Lights

I effing hate those damn things. They get so tangled its not even funny. I just cant imagine how something so simple can be so complex to untangle. You would think that they wouldnt be tangled because they have been sitting in the attic for the whole year. But little do you know that they have been getting more and more tangled by the second.
I Hate Fanboys

I hate people that like only one thing, and then stick by that one thing no matter what. Those people are called “fanboys”. They find one thing and just absolutely obsess over it, and then they wont stop talking about it. Its like thats the only thing that they know in the world. That one thing. Even if that thing is a good thing, you will end up either joining that fanboy and becoming a fanboy yourself, or you will not like it at all (thats what happens to most people). They just keep talking, and talking, and talking, as if there is no end. And it just pisses me the hell off. They make something good look like shit and its not right. For instance, Halo 3. That game got sooo overhyped by the “fanboys” that the game wasnt good. I mean the game was good, but not what they thought it would be. Because when you talk about something that much. It will never live up to what you heard it was going to be like and you will never be satisfied.
-MR
I Hate Global Warming

“We know that babies add more to global warming than anything else in our home. Isn’t it time to cut back?” -Daniel Engber
There is only one thing to say to that. WTF!! And this guy is being totally serious. This is the article: http://www.slate.com/id/2173458/. That just makes me angry. I have nothing to say to this except for “STFU you f****** hippie! Global warming is not real. When in reality not that long ago people were saying that the world was going to freeze. And now they’re saying that its melting. Its just a load of crap.